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let it be said that the CGN Group would opress an individual...
but, if your not going to turn up to a launch or a meeting,
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Whats
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Sunday, 15 April 2007
7:37 PM
At first I thought these were merely
harmless rumors and innuendo provoked by CGN Code of Conduct
and Humiliation Standards, but I've come to believe there
is some truth & justification to the CGN way of personal
bastardization. Let the flak fly freely.....
Top 10 reasons why Ken didn't turn up to PARCs today:
10. I was making soufflé
9. I had appointment with my hair dresser.
8. It was my turn to make love to myself
7. My wife forgot to tell me
6. I had to be at a ballet recital.
5. I stubbed my big toe.
4. I lost the keys to David's club house.
3. I got lost on my way Toodyay and turned around when I
got to then end of my drive way.
2. My wife said I had to stay home.
1. My wife was wearing my pants this week......
Regards
SpartikAss
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Sunday, 20 May 2007 9:34
PM
Well brother Spartikass?
Let us ask what are the reasons for your apparent flaccidety?
Should we list 10 reasons why you did not make an appearance
at the PARC Launch?
10. Got into a fight with the other parents at the footy
9. Got into a fight with the kids at the footy
8. Got into fight with your wife after the footy
7. Got pissed at the footy
6. Got lost at the footy
5. Couldn't find your way out of the footy carpark
4. Spilt ice cream on your shirt at the footy and was too
embaressed to show up with thick white stains on your shirt
3. Wiped thick white stains off your pants and enjoyed it
so much you stayed at the footy
2. Ben Cousins dropped some white powder at the footy and
you helped to pick it up
And the Number one reason is.................
1. You are a big blouse wearing girly girl and you coudn't
find a matching dress & shoe combination
Please explain why you failed to attend and what you plan
to do to make recompense to your comrades for your mis demeanour. |
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