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Scoop Certifies to TRA Level 2
Belle Glade, Florida. CGN Member Scoop was the small fish in a big pond today at the Tripoli West Palm launch day held at their Roth Farms site in Florida - USA. The “Ozzie” was using the event to attempt an unprecidented dual certification – two cert levels in the one day with Giant Leap Rocketry's Sport model 'Elipse'. Gob smacked sepo’s were heard to be both shocked and awed at the seemingly successful launches. Scoop had this to say: “Look, aahhh, it’s a very masculine rocket – curvylinear infact. And I think that’s what helped me to aahhh, pull it off.”

Rumours have it that fellow rocketeers back home are pissed that Scoop went elsewhere to do his certifications.

Fridge: “I’m pissed that he went elsewhere to do his certifications. We’ve got perfectly good ADVANCED rocket clubs over here with EXACTLY the same certifications. I mean, what’s the go?”

After researching the subject further, it turns out that Australians are having trouble with getting the J motors required as a minimum to do the Level 2 Certification. During the course of the interview with CGN Member Fridge – he abruptly walked out, kicking my sound recordist.

Fridge: “J motors! Ha! Try: having trouble getting H’s and I’s! I had to wait 11 weeks just to get an order of E’s in. It’s bloody ludicrous! Striving for mediocrity. That’s the problem. It’s just crap. Here, have your damn microphone. I’m outta here. Outta my way squeezer”

Sound Recordist: “What the… Aaaaaggghhhh”

 

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