Error 404. Not quite the dreaded Blue Screen Of Death or the red Guru Meditation error, but still just as flacking annoying.

Most likely causes:
You may have typed in the address incorrectly. Bullshit... who types in URL's directly these days anyway? That's right, just the dolt that put the link into the page in the first place.
If you clicked on a link, it may be out of date. ...well, derr! And again, that idiot web guy didn't do his job properly.

What you can try:
Retype the address. I ain't typin' nuttin'. If I can't click it, I ain't goin' there.

Go back to the previous page. Unbelievable...

Go to and look for the information you want. What are you doing even reading this shit anyway?

It's probably not here because some little pimple had a cry about something I wrote and the CGN collective thought, in the interest of local harmony, it would be better to take it down. Pussies.

Well, guess what - I don't delete anything. I just move it to make it harder to find. It's all there for those willing to look. Take that bitches!

One more thing. If you do take the effort to look for something, don't bitch when you find it. You knew what you were looking for. You knew what to expect.

Since you're still here, how about these little tidbits:

  • Nothing is random. Everything happens for a reason. Randomness is merely propoganda perpetuated by the uninformed.
  • There is the truth, and there is our perception of the truth. Our opinions are based soley on the latter.
  • We are the sum of our experiences.
  • Time Travel is impossible.
  • The problem with all those analogies for explaining time dilation with a beam of light on a train (ridiculous scales and obscene error factors aside) is that any photons of light you're seeing aren't going to be the ones going up and down on the train.

Fine...

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